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					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 09:21:00 +0200</pubDate>
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		<title>Best apps for cheating, Work Excuses and Bad Artwork</title>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 20:46:00 +0200</pubDate>
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		<title>Being Cancelled already???</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for you. If you have an office wife/husband - well boy - do Simmi and Ross have an answer for you! ]]></description>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:15:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Being Cancelled already???</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<title>Hidden Gems in South Africa and Koi Fish</title>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2024 12:11:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Hidden Gems in South Africa and Koi Fish</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<itunes:duration>11:00</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Ugly Babies and Sugar Water</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of your life. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2024 11:37:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Ugly Babies and Sugar Water</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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					<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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		<itunes:duration>12:12</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend who is too humble they can lost. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 16:34:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<itunes:duration>12:05</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Moving next door to your ex and telling your boss to get stuffed nicely.</title>
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					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2024 11:24:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Moving next door to your ex and telling your boss to get stuffed nicely.</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<itunes:duration>12:06</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in her car #vanlife and they help you determine if you even have the capabilities of having an open relationship. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2024 09:42:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<itunes:duration>14:50</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media presence, going to prison, getting and affidavit, meeting gangsters and running a prison syndicate. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 09:57:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
		<itunes:author>All Ears FM</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:duration>15:54</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before you go into a fight - you wont regret this advice and wedding speeches. Ross and Simm will help you! ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 09:59:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!</itunes:title>
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		<itunes:episode>0</itunes:episode>
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		<itunes:duration>13:55</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Inverters and Straat Honds</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 13:42:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Inverters and Straat Honds</itunes:title>
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					<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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		<title>Radio voices, Throwing Hands and Signs from the Universe</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hear the best radio voices that are not on radio, Gym bullies, Throwing hands at Woolworths, Wetting Mandela's Grandson, Uber drivers with personality and how to read the signs the universe send you. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:10:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Radio voices, Throwing Hands and Signs from the Universe</itunes:title>
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		<title>Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbours plants.. ]]></description>
					<category>Comedy</category>
				<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2024 13:14:00 +0200</pubDate>
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						<itunes:title>Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies</itunes:title>
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